Monday, May 28, 2007
They cancelled the Manchester United match.
*sniffs*
*wipes tear*
*grabs the chopper*
*aims at the wrist*
[wait, wait I need to write a note]
Dear mom and dad
Its me, Sheila
Your ever loving, money spending, starbucks healing, MU loving
Daughter
Yes, I don't like beef
But thats not the point
I am broken
Deeply broken
Like 'crack-cannot-cellotape' broken
Major damage
To my cartilage
I think I'm going to die
Because I ate grandma's pie
Now I feel like shit
Cause I'm full of wit
Well not exactly but
I feel the need to cut
MU's not coming
And I feel like swimming
I blame the organizers
But plants need fertilizers
So I shall blame no one
Except me, you and everyone
Wait, I just blamed everyone
When I wanted to blame no one
I shall end my note now
Since I just ate a cow
I thought I hated beef
I guess life is full of "what if"
So, goodbye
5.132 is not the value of pi
Seriously, I'm going now
But I need to stop the rhyming...now
So stop
Drop
Put you hands the in the air
MOVE YOU BODY LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
^&*%%*&$#$#$@$^^*(&*%$@##%&*(*)(&(*%^#@$^*(^$#&^
Disclaimer : I apologise for the lack of substance in my latest post but my creative juices were overflowing and I'm stressed so this is [unfortunately] my way to let the juices flow and distress.Labels: cancel, chopper, manchester united
