Just had lunch with the family, in the kitchen, with the tv on. Here were are, enjoying lunch together, rather quietly, while on tv they were showing some women programme and it was talking about vaginas.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not just vaginas in general, they were yapping about how as you get older, your vagina gets dry and how we should exercise our pelvic muscles to strengthen out vagina muscles so sex with said partner will be as exciting as the first time.

I looked down to my plate and the squid sambal did not look very appealing anymore.

Maybe if I was watching it alone, it would not have been very unappetizing but come on, my dad and brother were there too. Any second, my brother's going to open that prissy mouth of his and ask what a vagina is. Then, me being me, I would probably tell him that vagina is a type of drink, like vitagen.

Later, my brother being my brother, would believe me and tell all his friends about it.

Unbelieveable? Believe it.