I am in dire need of a stress free cola drinking mcmuffin munching hour. Yes, just an hour. An hour is all I need. Go grab a drink or take a nap you may say, but you see, even if I shut down this computer and smash it into pretty pieces I would still be thinking about this speech I have not yet finished.

I'm not complaining, ok maybe yes I am and I have a very good reason to complain. I have always liked writing. I like to express things through writing and thats the first reason why I decided on a blog in the first place. The thing is I always inject some sort of humour in whatever it is I'm writing.

YES I KNOW ITS NOT FUNNY SOMETIMES!!

But, its just a way for me to handle things with a pinch of salt. Like 'Oh, ha ha you fell, ha ha' type of...salt. Its not always funny, but its..funny to me.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY!!

So this speech that I'm doing right now, can't have any form of humour whatsoever because its not meant to be funny in any way. You don't make 'knock knock' jokes in your religious speech and later stand in front of a group of religious people, telling them the real reason why the chicken decided to cross the road.

NO, I AM NOT OVER REACTING!!

So, now I'm all headache-y trying to think of something NOT funny. Trying to two write a speech with NO jokes at all. And its hard I tell you. I've never thought it'll be this hard but it is.

Okay, maybe its not THAT hard but I feel the need to exxagerate my point.

Anyway, I have had a lot of help with my speech from the Thesaurus and Wikipedia. It is man's greatest invention aside from McDonalds and slurpees. It can also be the turning point of me screwing up my mental health. I typed in the malay/arabic word 'Aqidah' and found results.

I was thrilled.

Then I decided that maybe I should try and find other words to wiki for. I decided on 'Dosa' which easily translates to 'Sin' in english but I thought maybe wikipedia would give me a better word or translation. So I searched for 'Dosa' and this is what I got:


This continued with me wikipedia-ing for:



I guess the obvious sign of someone losing their mind is hunger.