I have to confess, sometimes I do ditch the thousands of channels that Astro has to offer just to watch TV3. I'm not trying to imply anything. The reason I mentioned TV3 is because of this particular advertisement that cease to amaze me every single time I see it. Have you ever stumbled upon this Kiwi Kleen advertisement where it has this white toilet sit singing like one of the Il Divo members?

No words can explain how I feel everytime that ad comes on tv.

I remember the first time I saw it. My dad and I were in the kitchen eating dinner. All of a sudden, this ad appeared on tv and both of us, for some odd reason looked up to see what it was about. During the ad, I glanced at my dad and he did the same. We were giving each other the 'I-feel- so- stupid' look.

Truth be told, I do tend to lose a couple of IQ points everytime that ad is on tv. Weirdly, no matter how pathetic the ad is, I would never look away everytime its on. That means, its a good advertising strategy. Doesn't matter how stupid I think the ad is, here I am blogging and telling the whole world about it.

Thats why I think the person who created this ad is a genius!!!

And no, I am NOT high.

Anyway, yesterday was quite amusing. We had to dissect a frog, or rather we forced Mrs T on letting us dissect a frog just for the fun of it. Let me tell you, it was fun. Aida had the hardest job on choosing a frog and laying it down (it was already half dead) on this tray and putting it on our table. It was hard to look, because the frog was barely alive and it was looking STRAIGHT AT ME!!!

I mean, what the hell did I do??!!

Later, all six of us crowded the dead frog just to you know, feel its deadness. We were so close when suddenly, we saw that the supposedly dead frog was still breathing. Not the one who panics, Diyana took a handful of cotton, soaked it in chloroform and stuck it on its face.

Yep, that was the end of Freddy.

Then, the rest of the job was pretty easy because we made Jasper do most of it. He really potrayed a very professional surgeon. There he was cutting the layer of skin slowly and between the cutting he was like :

"Scissors"

*continues cutting*

"Scalpel"

*continues poking*

"Tissue"

*continues wiping his forehead*

Like a chief surgeon! Of course a chief surgeon would not stop in the middle of surgery, look up and be like:

"I don't know what I'm doing, actually."

He has a lot more to learn I guess. Anyway, a good operation theater would not be historical without its fair share of dirty jokes. Suprisingly, I had NOTHING to do with it.

Jasper : *fiddles around with Freddy's organs* I think this is the testes.
Us : Really?? *tries to take a closer look*
Jasper : Do you want me to pull it out? *gets ready to pull it out*
Lisa : Jasper, DON'T!! Would you like it if someone pulled YOUR testes out??!!

No words shall be added to that.

Anyway, I would like to take a couple of seconds to pay my respects to Freddy, who unfortunately gave his life or rather his internal organs to be ogled and violated at.

Rest In Pieces Freddy.